how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
You've changed since you got that strap on
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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