the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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