the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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