Banned from zoo.
Again?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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