i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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