This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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