what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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