I wannas sexs uuuuu
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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