you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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