Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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