If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
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This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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