WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
Randomize
