Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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