"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
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i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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