Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
jump out the window naked night went bad
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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