I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
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He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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