I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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