I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
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You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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