with your own penis?
Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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