It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
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My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
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Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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