we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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