Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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