The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
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I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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