You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I just had sex on a roof
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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