I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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