I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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