We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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