Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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