i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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