Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
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So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
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All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
wow bdsm is so cute
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