I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
just tell him i said nine months
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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