Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
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Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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