I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I need water and some morals
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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