I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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