so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.