I cockslap morals
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD