can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
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Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.