2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.