what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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