So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
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Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
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Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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