i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
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Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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