So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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