I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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