I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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