yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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