the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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