you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
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You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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