i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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