.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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