the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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