Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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