there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
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Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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