Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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