I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
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Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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