What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
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he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
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BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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