i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Well I just put wine in my tea
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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