I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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