Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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