so explain again why im purple
no
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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