He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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