Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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