Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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