i can't believe i had my finger in that
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
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There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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